The Douche Bag Mafia has my number... and they keep calling. When once douche fails to dupe me, they just send another one in. Don't they realize that while yes, I am a douche bag magnet, I don't fall for douchebaggery?
I'd rather be single then settle for some guy who loves to play games. One thing I learned is that the Douche Bag Mafia doesn't discriminate when it recruits its members, which makes them sometimes difficult to identify - young, old, etc... I wish that once a member is identified, they would be forced to wear a scarlet letter "D" on their shirt at all times. That would save women a whole lot of time and effort.
The way I see it... what good man doesn't want a 26 year old unemployed woman who lives with her parents and secretly hopes that she can marry well so that she doesn't have to get a real job? Why am I only attracting those that are less than stellar?
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