Friday, July 31, 2009

The Douche Bag Mafia

The Douche Bag Mafia has my number... and they keep calling. When once douche fails to dupe me, they just send another one in. Don't they realize that while yes, I am a douche bag magnet, I don't fall for douchebaggery?

I'd rather be single then settle for some guy who loves to play games. One thing I learned is that the Douche Bag Mafia doesn't discriminate when it recruits its members, which makes them sometimes difficult to identify - young, old, etc... I wish that once a member is identified, they would be forced to wear a scarlet letter "D" on their shirt at all times. That would save women a whole lot of time and effort.

The way I see it... what good man doesn't want a 26 year old unemployed woman who lives with her parents and secretly hopes that she can marry well so that she doesn't have to get a real job? Why am I only attracting those that are less than stellar?

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